A northern monologue
You certainly don't look 100. There's barely a wrinkle or bump in Saskatchewan! Smoothest skin of any province. Must be the clean air. And all those straight borders... Rowr.
Ha! 'Tis lovely and the air is clean clean clean. When is the last time you checked out Saskatchewan? Those washboard abs are to die for...
Washboard abs? Am I in the wrong section of landscape again?
Oh please, the abs over which you of all people must have lovingly ran a shuddering car...
Oh! Those abs. I've always thought of them more as varicose veins!
The unsightly cellulite of central Canada.
The legs are always the first thing to go when carrying all that living sky.
Hey, Saskatchewan! Do those legs go all the way up?
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